Sunday, July 19, 2009

Barack Obama...Mom jeans sissy up ball park! Butch it up, Mr. Prez...



When Barack Obama scrambled on the field this past week in his Mom jeans to pitch the first ball of the game, a few viewers at home were probably chuckling.

In fact, I think I overheard one baseball fan yell at the screen:

Butch it up, you pansy!

Yup - "one size fits all" - tends to separate the men from the boys.

A few reporters on the sidelines were no doubting reminiscing about a former U.S. President who was truly a "man's man".

The dialogue went something like this in the dugout.

"I knew John F. Kennedy. He's no JFK!"

I surmise that Barack either slipped on a pair of Michelle's jeans by mistake in an early-morning fog - or just maybe - his valet forgot to pick up his Calvin's from the cleaners the night before.

No use airing dirty laundry in public now.

Barack should have given the momentous appearance a little more thought, though.

After all, this American pastime tends to be one of the butchest sports here and abroad.

The way a player's pants hug the butt - and accent the fly-line at the crotch - speaks volumes about the studliness of the man.
'Ya know?

Barack's nambie-pambie dash onto the mound was bit - nellie - wouldn't you say?

I have a suggestion for the Prez in the event he wants to butch up his act a tad.

In Hollywood, actors are enrolling in classes specifically geared toward developing a macho persona for any fella a bit too light in the heels when it comes to scoring in the leading man arena.
Maybe the Democrat's handlers could arrange for a workshop or two?

After all - in many respects politics is a lot like acting - isn't it?

Does the name Ronald Reagan ring a bell?


Macho stance with hint of a bulge piquing sexual curiosity preferable!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Barack Obama...wild musings reveal secret agenda! Black Supremacy on horizon...





In recent days, Barack Obama has not been able to sit back content with the knowledge that under his leadership Blacks in America are equal to all others citizens around the country.

Nope!

The restless Prez appears to be on a mission to establish (if anything) that Afro-Americans are of a "special class" which sets 'em apart from any old immigrant of the common garden variety struggling to make their way in the Unites States of America today.

For example, when the PREZ confidently strolled alongside News Reporter Anderson Coooper (CNN) at a site in Africa where black men and women were once rustled up and prepared for the long voyage overseas to eventually become the property of plantation owners in the South, Obama conjectured (with a straight face, mind you) that because these Blacks entered the country as slaves - their roots were undoubtedly deeper in the Nation's soil - that those of any other mere immigrant.

Anderson Cooper's stunned silence said it all, in my estimation!

Was the most-powerful leader in the Western World out-of-his-cups or what?

A bizarre notion?

You betcha!

Understandably, Barack is losing his credibility with American voters daily.

His policies are wishy-washy, he acts like a know-it-all, and his arrogance grates the nerves.

Notwithstanding, Obama obviously has a secret agenda, though the extent of it is difficult to fathom just now.

I would hazard a guess, though, that if I were to speculate there may be a push for Black Supremacy in this country - and around the globe in the near future - that my musings may not be so out-of-line or too far off.

For this reason, come next election, Obama must be voted down.

Carmichael Contemporary Gallery...eye-catching art reliefs highlight of innovative installation!

Right now there are a handful of stunning wall reliefs on exhibit at the Carmichael Contemporary Art Gallery on La Brea Avenue in Hollywood.

Here, a couple of art-lovers chatted each other up @ the festive Opening Night Celebrations.

An eclectic event!

HD Video captured by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

Carmichael Contemporary Gallery...Hollywood upstart gallery nabbing attention!

The other evening, I popped into the Carmichael Gallery on La Brea Street (Hollywood) and caught a group art show that was quite dazzling. The installation - and subequent lighting - was quite outstanding.

HD Video capture by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler!

Sonia Sotomayor...stupid racist not fit to sit on Supreme Court bench! Smug smirk on face tells alll...

Whoa Nelllie, that bu** looks a little wide for the bench!




A lot of the brouhaha over Sonia Sotomayor's controversial remarks at the confirmation hearings finally died down by the end of the week once her interrogators figured out she was going to be one tough nut to crack.

Oh, she's a piece of work alright.

That smug smirk on her tired old face said it all, in my estimation.

The words were pretty telling, too.

If you recall, the fury was initially triggered on Capitol Hill when Sotomayor - driven by a nasty ego and overblown sense of judicial self-importance - had the audacity to take a swipe at white male members on the bench.

"I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't had the experiences," she caustically spat out at one point.

A revealing moment, to say the least.

If anything, Sotomayor is just a dumb racist not fit to warm the bench in the environs of the Supreme Court in Washington, especially given her propensity to put down her Caucasian male colleagues in a deceitful bold-faced effort to raise herself up at their expense!

Notwithstanding, Sotomayor's lack of foresight - and utter inability to anticipate from the get-go that her inappropriate remarks would trigger the furor it did - underscored just how ignorant (thick in the head?) the lady (I use the term loosely) truly is.

Unless, of course, she was just feigning ignorance because of the tight fix she got herself in on the heels of opening up her fat yap without considering the consequences first.

Ultimately, what was her defense?

"It was a failed rhetorical flourish."

Huh?

What a load of bullsh**!

She sure can shovel it, can't she?

If you ask me, Sotomayor was running circles around all those huffy politicians in Washington this past week, playing games with their heads, and what-have-you.

Bottom line?

She made fools of the lot of 'em.

Was it a case of improper wording?

Duh, just a mispeak, dudes!

If so, maybe she should have expressed her "altruistic" thoughts this way, instead.

"I trust that an individual with a richness of experience would have the capacity to reach a better conclusion that one who does not."

Because Sotomayor was instinctively inclined to take a slap at white male jurists underscores that by nature (in her psyche thru-'n-thru and deep down in her taco-filled gut) that she is a racist.

And, I expect, one who may be prone to hold grudges against those who mistreated her highness "up the ranks".

Adversaries, beware!

In one respect, I am inclined to agree with Sotomayor, however.

A Judge shouldn't just follow the "letter of the law" when making Judicial determinations.

After all, the court is supposed to be one of equity.

A Judge who reviews applicable law - but, also applies knowledge and wisdom acquired by virtue of "rich life experience" - is capable of arriving at a decision that is not only legally sound - but one that balances the scales of justice so that it is morally correct, too.

In the case of Sotomayor - well, just betcha - if she lands on the bench she'll have a few axes to grind.

In that event, look out America!

Hell hath no fury like a minority female Judge scorned after a treacherous climb to the top!